| Description | Age | Condition | Hardness | Maelstrom | Body Part | Attitude |
|---|
| Balls is an overweight man with a scarred face. He has no eyebrows and cowboy boots. | 16 | healthy | hardened | tetched | genitals | cautious |
| Parcher is a short man with mouth sores. He has white hair and a bad case of gas. | 25 | sick | training | insightful | ass | cautious |
| Jackabacka is a mysterious man with very few teeth. He has a mullet and likes to touch people. | 29 | battered | veteran | insightful | nose | cautious |
| Millions is a muscular man with differently-colored eyes. He has closely-cropped hair and wears a leather jacket. | 52 | battered | hardened | tetched | brain | humble |
| Li is an overweight person with a cleft lip. Ze has short hair and many piercings. | 27 | sick | training | a bit odd | genitals | cautious |
| Kettle is an oil-stained person with a great smile. Ze has a mohawk and wears leather gloves. | 26 | bruised | been around | insightful | lungs | optimistic |
| Do is a disgusting person with differently-colored eyes. Ze has grey/white hair and wears desert camo fatigues. | 30 | weary | hardened | oblivious | eyes | eager |
| White is a disgusting man with bulging eyes. He has no hair and carries lots of small nicknacks. | 15 | healthy | hardened | oblivious | genitals | chill |
| Crine is an overweight person who is missing a hand. Ze has short hair and carries lots of small nicknacks. | 49 | bruised | hardened | insightful | stomach | angry |
| Twice is a tall person with long fingers. Ze has bald patches and coughs a lot. | 22 | bruised | been around | oblivious | feet | confident |
| Pellet is an attractive woman with bulging eyes. She has white hair and two small embedded titanium horns. | 44 | worn out | bad motherfucker | oblivious | chest | bloodthirsty |
| Bill is a mysterious person with pale blue eyes. Ze has long hair and frowns/scowls/spits a lot. | 33 | maimed | hardened | a bit odd | legs | confident |
| Fleece is an attractive woman with bulging eyes. She has short hair and an annoying nervous habit. | 41 | bruised | been around | oblivious | nose | eager |
| Mimi is a tall man with facial piercings. He has an afro and wears a weird piece of hand-made jewelry. | 24 | battered | training | oblivious | arms | cautious |
| Fuse is a plain person with crazy eyes. Ze has no hair and is a close talker. | 22 | sick | veteran | insightful | stomach | thoughtful |
| Brace is an oil-stained person with rotten teeth. Ze has no hair and wears jungle camo fatigues. | 22 | scarred | hardened | oblivious | ass | chill |
| Look is a mysterious man with broad shoulders. He has a shaved head and speaks to someone who's not there. | 28 | bruised | training | insightful | stomach | optimistic |
| Pierre is a tall woman with long legs. She has stringy hair and a small pet reptile. | 17 | weary | timid | oblivious | spine | troublesome |
| Fauna is a muscular woman with broad shoulders. She has a fauxhawk and a bad case of gas. | 30 | healthy | veteran | spooky | genitals | pessimistic |
| Winkle is a woman who smells like piss. She has closely-cropped hair and biker boots. | 42 | maimed | veteran | tetched | ass | distracted |
| Chin is a disgusting man with differently-colored eyes. He has no hair and coughs a lot. | 25 | sick | hardened | oblivious | nose | eager |
| Abondo is a short man who smells like piss. He has a mohawk and an annoying nervous habit. | 29 | healthy | timid | oblivious | ass | distracted |
| Ba is a muscular man with a nose ring. He has grey/white hair and likes to touch people. | 46 | maimed | hardened | oblivious | legs | optimistic |
| Barker is a mysterious woman with a great smile. She has a shaved head and wears fishing boots. | 60 | battered | veteran | confused | stomach | chill |
| Krin is a disgusting man who smells like piss. He has no hair and wears a long coat. | 22 | maimed | hardened | tetched | genitals | cautious |
| Enough-to-eat is a disgusting woman with a missing ear. She has closely-cropped hair and a macabre piece of bone jewelry. | 47 | worn out | bad motherfucker | oblivious | stomach | chill |
| Hugo is an unwashed woman with a rugged face. She has an afro and many piercings. | 27 | weary | training | oblivious | brain | pessimistic |
| Chack is a mysterious man with bloodshot eyes. He has a mohawk and an annoying nervous habit. | 14 | weary | timid | oblivious | lungs | serious |
| Visage is an overweight person with a nose ring. Ze has grey/white hair and hums a tune softly. | 49 | battered | training | spooky | genitals | confident |
| Corbett is a mysterious man who is missing an arm. He has a crew cut and plays with a knife. | 24 | healthy | hardened | a bit odd | feet | chill |
| Mercer is an overweight woman with a rugged face. She has short hair and a bad case of gas. | 26 | scarred | hardened | confused | stomach | optimistic |
| Harridan is a tall woman with a crooked/fake smile. She has tangled hair and wears many bracelets. | 23 | sick | training | oblivious | ass | serious |
| Amy is an attractive man with beady eyes. He has tangled hair and wears leather chaps. | 14 | weary | training | confused | lungs | confident |
| Wisher is a mysterious woman with ritual facial scars. She has a fauxhawk and wears fishing boots. | 26 | healthy | training | oblivious | genitals | optimistic |
| Clarion is a tall man with crooked teeth. He has a crew cut and pokes people with one finger while talking. | 24 | sick | been around | oblivious | genitals | optimistic |
| Rothschild is a tall man who smells like smoke. He has closely-cropped hair and wears a mechanic's apron. | 41 | healthy | veteran | oblivious | stomach | confident |
| Peppering is a person with a crooked/fake smile. Ze has dreadlocks and a macabre piece of bone jewelry. | 16 | battered | timid | spooky | genitals | distracted |
| Wise is an overweight man with a face tattoo. He has white hair and speaks to someone who's not there. | 24 | maimed | veteran | spooky | stomach | serious |
| Grome is an overweight person with bulging eyes. Ze has dreadlocks and carries lots of tools. | 22 | weary | hardened | a bit odd | genitals | thoughtful |
| Lala is a muscular woman covered in sweat. She has a ponytail and whistles loudly. | 22 | healthy | veteran | oblivious | chest | sad |
| Exit is a short woman with a great smile. She has an afro and wears leather gloves. | 27 | worn out | timid | oblivious | genitals | nervous |
| Dustwich is an unwashed person with a missing front tooth. Ze has tangled hair and wears a weird piece of hand-made jewelry. | 13 | sick | hardened | oblivious | legs | confident |
| Shazza is a plain woman who smells like smoke. She has a mohawk and two small embedded titanium horns. | 22 | weary | training | oblivious | chest | troublesome |
| Doghead is a disgusting woman with a pointy nose. She has grey/white hair and wears an exotic piece of old luxe jewelry. | 15 | healthy | timid | oblivious | stomach | thoughtful |
| Gnarly is a skinny person with long fingers. Ze has stringy hair and wears a leather jacket. | 27 | sick | training | tetched | ass | serious |
| Win is an unwashed man with a great smile. He has a mohawk and biker boots. | 14 | battered | been around | a bit odd | genitals | optimistic |
| Partridge is a short woman with pale blue eyes. She has a fauxhawk and wears many bracelets. | 15 | worn out | training | confused | chest | cautious |
| Hatchet is a mysterious man with a creepy/lecherous smile. He has long hair and wears leather gloves. | 30 | scarred | been around | tetched | stomach | cautious |
| Newton is an overweight man with broad shoulders. He has tangled hair and recites something quietly. | 20 | healthy | training | oblivious | spine | pessimistic |
| Bowdy is a mysterious woman who smells like crap. She has white hair and is a close talker. | 66 | maimed | bad motherfucker | oblivious | genitals | troublesome |
| Harrow is an unwashed woman with a missing ear. She has bald patches and wears a motorcycle/football helmet. | 49 | battered | training | oblivious | brain | confident |
| Prim is a mysterious person with an eye patch. Ze has long hair and coughs a lot. | 37 | scarred | bad motherfucker | insightful | mouth | pessimistic |
| Sun is a mysterious man with crazy eyes. He has no eyebrows and hums a tune softly. | 14 | worn out | been around | oblivious | arms | nervous |
| Last is an overweight woman with a missing ear. She has bald patches and hums a tune softly. | 19 | maimed | hardened | confused | nose | confident |
| East is a skinny man who smells like smoke. He has no hair and gesticulates wildly. | 34 | worn out | training | oblivious | genitals | sad |
| Thrice is a plain person with crooked teeth. Ze has closely-cropped hair and biker boots. | 21 | maimed | training | spooky | arms | confident |
| Rum is a skinny man who smells like motor oil. He has grey/white hair and wears a mechanic's apron. | 22 | healthy | been around | oblivious | stomach | charming |
| Preen is an overweight woman with broad shoulders. She has a fauxhawk and plays with a knife. | 14 | scarred | training | oblivious | genitals | pessimistic |
| Putrid is a tall person who smells like piss. Ze has a mohawk and frowns/scowls/spits a lot. | 63 | battered | bad motherfucker | insightful | stomach | optimistic |
| Tao is a disgusting person with a missing front tooth. Ze has a mohawk and plays with a gun. | 22 | bruised | hardened | insightful | genitals | cautious |
| Princy is a mysterious man with crooked teeth. He has a fauxhawk and plays with a knife. | 14 | worn out | been around | oblivious | legs | confident |
| Roark is a mysterious person with dead eyes. Ze has a mullet and carries lots of small nicknacks. | 25 | scarred | timid | oblivious | genitals | reckless |
| Isle is an unwashed woman with a face tattoo. She has a crew cut and wears a flight jacket. | 48 | battered | veteran | oblivious | genitals | confident |
| Tum Tum is a short man with strong body odor. He has bald patches and wears many rings. | 24 | battered | hardened | oblivious | stomach | sad |
| Fianelly is an attractive woman with crazy eyes. She has stringy hair and wears many bracelets. | 49 | healthy | bad motherfucker | spooky | stomach | troublesome |
| Ula is a plain man with filed teeth. He has dreadlocks and many piercings. | 28 | healthy | been around | oblivious | stomach | humble |
| Rufe is a short man with a great smile. He has a crew cut and wears many rings. | 14 | worn out | been around | oblivious | spine | distracted |
| Jeanette is a tall person with a lazy/wandering eye. Ze has a crew cut and a dog. | 30 | worn out | training | oblivious | feet | optimistic |
| Ik is an oil-stained person with a nose ring. Ze has long hair and wears an exotic piece of old luxe jewelry. | 36 | battered | been around | oblivious | stomach | confident |
| Foster is a short person with a creepy/lecherous smile. Ze has bald patches and speaks to someone who's not there. | 30 | bruised | training | oblivious | stomach | sad |
| Shan is a short man with crazy eyes. He has a mohawk and wears leather pants. | 37 | healthy | veteran | oblivious | stomach | confident |
| Bar is a plain man with broad shoulders. He has dreadlocks and a small pet reptile. | 29 | worn out | been around | oblivious | genitals | confident |
| Daff is a disgusting man with sad eyes. He has no eyebrows and a small pet reptile. | 62 | worn out | hardened | oblivious | stomach | pessimistic |
| Mice is a plain man with ritual facial scars. He has a crew cut and wears leather pants. | 34 | battered | been around | insightful | eyes | serious |
| Mill is a muscular person with crooked teeth. Ze has tangled hair and likes to touch people. | 51 | maimed | veteran | a bit odd | genitals | pessimistic |
| Rice is an overweight woman with a crooked/fake smile. She has a shaved head and carries lots of tools. | 42 | sick | been around | oblivious | lungs | sad |
| Omie is a woman with a great smile. She has a mullet and wears jungle camo fatigues. | 32 | scarred | bad motherfucker | insightful | stomach | charming |
| Matilda is an unwashed woman with a deformed ear. She has white hair and wears leather gloves. | 37 | worn out | been around | confused | stomach | cautious |
| Ricarra is a short woman with long fingers. She has a crew cut and wears desert camo fatigues. | 25 | bruised | hardened | spooky | mouth | cautious |
| Dremmer is an unwashed woman with ritual facial scars. She has grey/white hair and wears black & white fatigues. | 17 | healthy | been around | oblivious | eyes | thoughtful |
| Brain is a person who smells like smoke. Ze has a crew cut and carries a stuffed animal. | 47 | scarred | veteran | oblivious | genitals | cautious |
| Missed is a skinny person who smells like crap. Ze has no eyebrows and whistles loudly. | 21 | worn out | been around | insightful | nose | chill |
| Imam is a mysterious woman who smells like motor oil. She has no eyebrows and sings all the time. | 18 | healthy | training | tetched | genitals | serious |
| Norvell is an oil-stained person with bloodshot eyes. Ze has white hair and plays with a knife. | 50 | maimed | been around | oblivious | genitals | distracted |
| Monk is a plain man with an eye patch. He has white hair and cowboy boots. | 24 | scarred | training | oblivious | lungs | cautious |
