| Description | Age | Condition | Hardness | Maelstrom | Body Part | Attitude |
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| Jackabacka is a mysterious man with bulging eyes. He has long hair and plays with a knife. | 24 | healthy | been around | oblivious | genitals | optimistic |
| Matilda is a disgusting man with a rugged face. He has no hair and plays with a gun. | 44 | battered | been around | insightful | eyes | chill |
| Bill is a plain person covered in sweat. Ze has no eyebrows and wears a weird piece of hand-made jewelry. | 18 | bruised | training | a bit odd | ass | serious |
| Li is an overweight person with a scarred face. Ze has a mullet and wears a flight jacket. | 50 | weary | veteran | tetched | lungs | serious |
| Mice is a muscular person with sad eyes. Ze has white hair and wears a cook's apron. | 28 | worn out | bad motherfucker | oblivious | spine | confident |
| Pierre is a mysterious man with a pointy nose. He has a ponytail and wears black & white fatigues. | 30 | maimed | been around | oblivious | stomach | cautious |
| Missed is a mysterious man with very few teeth. He has no eyebrows and two small embedded titanium horns. | 43 | healthy | bad motherfucker | insightful | mouth | troublesome |
| Amy is a skinny person with broad shoulders. Ze has a fauxhawk and wears a long coat. | 19 | bruised | training | oblivious | genitals | sad |
| Jeanette is an oil-stained man with a nose ring. He has a fauxhawk and carries lots of tools. | 17 | healthy | training | oblivious | brain | distracted |
| Hugo is an unwashed person with a deformed ear. Ze has stringy hair and hums a tune softly. | 42 | battered | veteran | oblivious | brain | troublesome |
| Fleece is an attractive woman who smells like crap. She has grey/white hair and wears an exotic piece of old luxe jewelry. | 28 | worn out | veteran | a bit odd | stomach | sad |
| Chin is a muscular man with a deformed ear. He has a mohawk and wears a flight jacket. | 36 | scarred | veteran | oblivious | nose | serious |
| Chack is a plain man with crazy eyes. He has grey/white hair and a macabre piece of bone jewelry. | 16 | healthy | timid | spooky | genitals | confident |
| Norvell is a disgusting person with a creepy/lecherous smile. Ze has grey/white hair and wears a motorcycle/football helmet. | 28 | maimed | veteran | oblivious | spine | optimistic |
| Monk is an overweight man with a rugged face. He has closely-cropped hair and is a close talker. | 35 | scarred | hardened | oblivious | stomach | optimistic |
| Preen is a plain person with long legs. Ze has bald patches and sings all the time. | 17 | sick | timid | a bit odd | stomach | thoughtful |
| Rice is an oil-stained man with mouth sores. He has bald patches and many piercings. | 18 | healthy | hardened | confused | chest | thoughtful |
| Daff is a muscular person with a crooked/fake smile. Ze has stringy hair and two small embedded titanium horns. | 32 | maimed | been around | confused | stomach | cautious |
| Krin is a muscular woman with rotten teeth. She has no hair and wears a digital watch. | 15 | maimed | training | oblivious | stomach | chill |
| Brain is a plain person with dead eyes. Ze has stringy hair and wears a leather jacket. | 37 | battered | been around | oblivious | genitals | thoughtful |
| Kettle is an overweight woman with strong body odor. She has tangled hair and many piercings. | 22 | sick | training | oblivious | eyes | thoughtful |
| Abondo is a muscular man with a missing front tooth. He has a shaved head and hums a tune softly. | 17 | weary | timid | oblivious | genitals | optimistic |
| Bar is a short woman with bulging eyes. She has short hair and often chuckles for no reason. | 18 | battered | hardened | oblivious | stomach | optimistic |
| Thrice is a disgusting man with a great smile. He has no eyebrows and wears a trenchcoat. | 18 | worn out | training | a bit odd | arms | chill |
| Isle is a plain person with a scarred face. Ze has white hair and many piercings. | 40 | worn out | veteran | insightful | legs | confident |
| Ula is a skinny person with strong body odor. Ze has long hair and carries lots of small nicknacks. | 34 | weary | bad motherfucker | oblivious | brain | cautious |
| Fuse is a mysterious man with a scarred face. He has a mohawk and wears a trenchcoat. | 20 | battered | been around | oblivious | stomach | optimistic |
| Ricarra is an unwashed woman with a great smile. She has a ponytail and wears black & white fatigues. | 25 | scarred | timid | oblivious | lungs | cautious |
| Clarion is a disgusting woman with long fingers. She has grey/white hair and cowboy boots. | 16 | worn out | timid | spooky | spine | angry |
| Shan is a disgusting person covered in sweat. Ze has a ponytail and cowboy boots. | 14 | weary | timid | a bit odd | nose | chill |
| Lala is a short woman who is missing a leg. She has short hair and pokes people with one finger while talking. | 15 | maimed | timid | oblivious | genitals | sad |
| Doghead is a muscular man with facial piercings. He has a mullet and wears a digital watch. | 13 | weary | hardened | confused | mouth | thoughtful |
| Tum Tum is a short person with facial piercings. Ze has closely-cropped hair and carries lots of tools. | 42 | bruised | hardened | tetched | lungs | thoughtful |
| Rothschild is an oil-stained person with a big nose. Ze has no hair and wears fishing boots. | 17 | sick | veteran | insightful | genitals | optimistic |
| Dustwich is a plain man who is missing a leg. He has no hair and likes to touch people. | 32 | worn out | bad motherfucker | insightful | stomach | confident |
| Harridan is a plain man with differently-colored eyes. He has stringy hair and wears a weird piece of hand-made jewelry. | 20 | battered | been around | oblivious | genitals | optimistic |
| White is a mysterious person who is missing a hand. Ze has no eyebrows and frowns/scowls/spits a lot. | 27 | bruised | training | insightful | spine | serious |
| Do is an unwashed man with beady eyes. He has white hair and coughs a lot. | 60 | scarred | veteran | spooky | stomach | confident |
| Visage is a disgusting woman who is missing a leg. She has white hair and hums a tune softly. | 43 | battered | veteran | insightful | chest | distracted |
| Ba is a mysterious man with a great smile. He has a mullet and biker boots. | 15 | worn out | training | oblivious | spine | eager |
| Putrid is a man covered in sweat. He has closely-cropped hair and wears a weird piece of hand-made jewelry. | 63 | worn out | veteran | confused | arms | serious |
| Grome is a disgusting woman with a big nose. She has a mullet and wears a weird piece of hand-made jewelry. | 53 | worn out | hardened | oblivious | brain | confident |
| Roark is a tall man with differently-colored eyes. He has short hair and an annoying nervous habit. | 18 | healthy | been around | oblivious | brain | serious |
| Last is a short person with a pointy nose. Ze has bald patches and wears leather pants. | 13 | worn out | training | oblivious | hands | cautious |
| Balls is an overweight woman with long legs. She has a crew cut and wears fishing boots. | 13 | scarred | training | a bit odd | ass | thoughtful |
| Millions is an unwashed person with crooked teeth. Ze has bald patches and plays with a gun. | 24 | healthy | training | insightful | ass | optimistic |
| Sun is an oil-stained woman covered in sweat. She has a fauxhawk and hums a tune softly. | 34 | battered | hardened | oblivious | feet | optimistic |
| Newton is a tall woman with broad shoulders. She has long hair and wears desert camo fatigues. | 21 | battered | been around | spooky | arms | pessimistic |
| Mercer is a man with long legs. He has no hair and wears desert camo fatigues. | 29 | bruised | hardened | a bit odd | stomach | cautious |
| Wise is a plain man with strong body odor. He has white hair and carries lots of tools. | 50 | healthy | been around | oblivious | ass | sad |
| Prim is a plain woman with filed teeth. She has grey/white hair and carries lots of tools. | 20 | sick | training | insightful | genitals | cautious |
| Mimi is a disgusting woman with filed teeth. She has long hair and plays with a knife. | 30 | healthy | hardened | insightful | stomach | distracted |
| Twice is a person with ritual facial scars. Ze has tangled hair and wears a digital watch. | 24 | scarred | hardened | spooky | nose | sad |
| Look is a tall person with broad shoulders. Ze has long hair and wears a leather jacket. | 25 | bruised | hardened | tetched | stomach | serious |
| Dremmer is a short woman with a big nose. She has no hair and wears a leather jacket. | 29 | battered | veteran | confused | stomach | sad |
| Gnarly is a disgusting man with very few teeth. He has bald patches and a small pet reptile. | 22 | weary | been around | confused | spine | cautious |
| Corbett is a muscular person with long fingers. Ze has no hair and wears a long coat. | 21 | worn out | training | tetched | lungs | thoughtful |
| Shazza is an overweight woman with sad eyes. She has a mohawk and whistles loudly. | 47 | scarred | hardened | oblivious | stomach | charming |
| Imam is a short person with beady eyes. Ze has long hair and an annoying nervous habit. | 14 | healthy | training | insightful | mouth | cautious |
| Parcher is an overweight man with shifty eyes. He has a mullet and speaks to someone who's not there. | 22 | sick | veteran | insightful | eyes | cautious |
| Pellet is a plain woman with a nose ring. She has dreadlocks and wears a leather jacket. | 33 | weary | veteran | confused | nose | chill |
| Harrow is an attractive man with a broad nose. He has a fauxhawk and wears a cook's apron. | 42 | scarred | been around | oblivious | stomach | thoughtful |
| Brace is a muscular man with long fingers. He has long hair and many piercings. | 43 | bruised | veteran | oblivious | nose | confident |
| Peppering is a muscular person with a creepy/lecherous smile. Ze has a mullet and wears a pocketwatch. | 23 | healthy | been around | confused | ass | serious |
| Omie is a plain woman who smells like crap. She has bald patches and two small embedded titanium horns. | 29 | sick | been around | oblivious | eyes | sad |
| Hatchet is a mysterious person with a great smile. Ze has grey/white hair and a dog. | 21 | healthy | training | oblivious | genitals | cautious |
| Tao is a short woman who is missing a leg. She has a shaved head and occassionally pauses to spit up blood. | 14 | weary | training | confused | nose | cautious |
| Rum is a plain man with crazy eyes. He has a fauxhawk and pokes people with one finger while talking. | 23 | scarred | been around | oblivious | stomach | optimistic |
| Fauna is a muscular person with a rugged face. Ze has bald patches and wears a flight jacket. | 50 | worn out | been around | oblivious | stomach | cautious |
| Crine is a muscular person with crooked teeth. Ze has short hair and occassionally pauses to spit up blood. | 25 | healthy | hardened | a bit odd | eyes | thoughtful |
| Partridge is a person with bulging eyes. Ze has dreadlocks and sings all the time. | 42 | worn out | been around | tetched | mouth | thoughtful |
| Exit is an unwashed woman who smells like piss. She has stringy hair and biker boots. | 19 | healthy | timid | oblivious | stomach | humble |
| Foster is an unwashed woman with a deformed ear. She has white hair and wears black & white fatigues. | 14 | healthy | timid | oblivious | genitals | distracted |
| East is an overweight man with long fingers. He has no eyebrows and combat boots. | 33 | maimed | been around | oblivious | legs | chill |
| Fianelly is a woman with strong body odor. She has long hair and gesticulates wildly. | 15 | healthy | timid | oblivious | stomach | humble |
| Barker is an overweight woman with pale blue eyes. She has a crew cut and hums a tune softly. | 20 | worn out | veteran | oblivious | stomach | optimistic |
| Mill is an attractive person who is missing an arm. Ze has stringy hair and a bad case of gas. | 30 | worn out | hardened | oblivious | legs | cautious |
| Bowdy is a mysterious person with a deformed ear. Ze has tangled hair and wears a trenchcoat. | 30 | scarred | veteran | oblivious | genitals | serious |
| Wisher is a mysterious woman with a deformed ear. She has an afro and wears a leather jacket. | 29 | scarred | been around | oblivious | genitals | nervous |
| Win is a disgusting woman with a rugged face. She has a crew cut and wears fishing boots. | 21 | worn out | timid | oblivious | mouth | sad |
| Winkle is an overweight person with a broad nose. Ze has grey/white hair and carries lots of small nicknacks. | 22 | weary | training | oblivious | legs | cautious |
| Ik is a mysterious woman with long fingers. She has a mohawk and wears leather pants. | 21 | worn out | veteran | oblivious | stomach | cautious |
| Enough-to-eat is an attractive man with a creepy/lecherous smile. He has a shaved head and a dog. | 32 | weary | been around | insightful | nose | confident |
| Rufe is a mysterious person with a great smile. Ze has tangled hair and occassionally pauses to spit up blood. | 48 | worn out | veteran | oblivious | legs | cautious |
| Princy is a muscular man with a broad nose. He has a crew cut and cowboy boots. | 27 | healthy | been around | spooky | feet | angry |
