| Description | Age | Condition | Hardness | Maelstrom | Body Part | Attitude |
|---|
| Dustwich is a mysterious man who is missing a hand. He has white hair and pokes people with one finger while talking. | 37 | worn out | been around | insightful | genitals | confident |
| Fianelly is an attractive man with bulging eyes. He has no eyebrows and gesticulates wildly. | 26 | healthy | training | insightful | feet | cautious |
| Thrice is a plain man with a pointy nose. He has long hair and wears many bracelets. | 27 | weary | been around | oblivious | nose | optimistic |
| Fuse is an overweight person with strong body odor. Ze has a mullet and speaks to someone who's not there. | 49 | maimed | hardened | oblivious | feet | nervous |
| Peppering is an attractive woman with a broad nose. She has a mohawk and wears a flight jacket. | 19 | maimed | hardened | oblivious | genitals | confident |
| Mercer is a skinny man with long fingers. He has an afro and wears a mechanic's apron. | 13 | maimed | training | insightful | legs | thoughtful |
| Bill is a disgusting man with a missing ear. He has a shaved head and plays with a knife. | 28 | healthy | been around | confused | stomach | distracted |
| Fauna is a muscular person with a great smile. Ze has a shaved head and wears leather chaps. | 31 | scarred | been around | tetched | legs | optimistic |
| Matilda is a mysterious man with bulging eyes. He has no hair and biker boots. | 19 | battered | training | confused | hands | confident |
| Chin is a skinny person who smells like crap. Ze has stringy hair and wears a cook's apron. | 18 | worn out | been around | oblivious | chest | cautious |
| Pellet is an oil-stained woman with pale blue eyes. She has grey/white hair and wears a blacksmith's apron. | 19 | worn out | been around | oblivious | feet | optimistic |
| Balls is a disgusting person with a crooked/fake smile. Ze has no hair and wears a leather jacket. | 35 | healthy | bad motherfucker | oblivious | hands | serious |
| Ula is an overweight man who is missing a leg. He has short hair and wears leather chaps. | 28 | battered | veteran | spooky | genitals | distracted |
| Clarion is a tall woman with very few teeth. She has tangled hair and an annoying nervous habit. | 19 | maimed | training | spooky | nose | chill |
| Bar is a muscular woman with a cleft lip. She has grey/white hair and wears a wrist watch. | 43 | bruised | bad motherfucker | oblivious | genitals | pessimistic |
| Wisher is an oil-stained man with an eye patch. He has bald patches and carries a stuffed animal. | 47 | worn out | bad motherfucker | a bit odd | hands | thoughtful |
| Li is a mysterious person with a deformed ear. Ze has bald patches and two small embedded titanium horns. | 30 | battered | been around | spooky | spine | confident |
| Dremmer is a tall person with a missing ear. Ze has a mullet and plays with a knife. | 22 | sick | hardened | insightful | nose | sad |
| Mice is a tall man with facial piercings. He has a fauxhawk and two small embedded titanium horns. | 25 | battered | been around | confused | ass | sad |
| Tum Tum is an oil-stained person who smells like booze. Ze has tangled hair and sings all the time. | 41 | sick | hardened | spooky | arms | cautious |
| Look is a plain man with a nose ring. He has short hair and a small pet reptile. | 23 | maimed | timid | a bit odd | arms | pessimistic |
| Rum is an attractive woman with a creepy/lecherous smile. She has short hair and two small embedded titanium horns. | 21 | weary | been around | oblivious | legs | charming |
| Do is a disgusting person with facial piercings. Ze has a fauxhawk and a bad case of gas. | 48 | bruised | been around | spooky | hands | confident |
| Lala is a skinny person with crooked teeth. Ze has a mohawk and hums a tune softly. | 17 | bruised | training | spooky | genitals | troublesome |
| Newton is an attractive man with a face tattoo. He has a mullet and an annoying nervous habit. | 28 | maimed | timid | oblivious | chest | distracted |
| Sun is an overweight person with a face tattoo. Ze has white hair and many piercings. | 26 | weary | training | oblivious | lungs | charming |
| Harridan is a skinny woman with a scarred face. She has closely-cropped hair and wears a kevlar vest. | 33 | worn out | been around | oblivious | chest | serious |
| Ba is a disgusting man with a nose ring. He has a crew cut and wears a motorcycle/football helmet. | 56 | bruised | hardened | insightful | stomach | chill |
| Putrid is a skinny man with a scarred face. He has stringy hair and carries lots of tools. | 40 | worn out | been around | confused | lungs | troublesome |
| Rufe is a short woman with dead eyes. She has grey/white hair and wears a cook's apron. | 27 | healthy | veteran | confused | chest | thoughtful |
| Kettle is an unwashed man who smells like piss. He has a shaved head and cowboy boots. | 20 | healthy | training | oblivious | genitals | serious |
| Monk is a mysterious man with a crooked/fake smile. He has a mullet and wears an exotic piece of old luxe jewelry. | 41 | battered | hardened | insightful | stomach | humble |
| Norvell is a tall man with crazy eyes. He has a mohawk and biker boots. | 19 | bruised | timid | insightful | brain | charming |
| Brace is a muscular woman with facial piercings. She has a fauxhawk and combat boots. | 24 | worn out | been around | oblivious | stomach | chill |
| Enough-to-eat is an unwashed woman with bloodshot eyes. She has a crew cut and a dog. | 25 | healthy | been around | spooky | spine | chill |
| Ik is a short woman with facial piercings. She has a fauxhawk and is a close talker. | 29 | bruised | hardened | a bit odd | arms | optimistic |
| Wise is an overweight man with a missing ear. He has white hair and wears a flight jacket. | 21 | worn out | training | spooky | nose | optimistic |
| Doghead is a short person with filed teeth. Ze has dreadlocks and hums a tune softly. | 30 | healthy | hardened | confused | eyes | optimistic |
| Rice is a mysterious person with a rugged face. Ze has short hair and wears a cook's apron. | 41 | sick | hardened | oblivious | feet | charming |
| Roark is an unwashed woman with crazy eyes. She has stringy hair and wears desert camo fatigues. | 48 | healthy | been around | tetched | stomach | eager |
| Krin is a mysterious person with a scarred face. Ze has tangled hair and wears a digital watch. | 27 | scarred | been around | insightful | stomach | troublesome |
| Gnarly is a plain man with a big nose. He has a shaved head and wears a trenchcoat. | 31 | scarred | veteran | a bit odd | stomach | confident |
| Rothschild is a short man with dead eyes. He has grey/white hair and wears a mechanic's apron. | 23 | healthy | bad motherfucker | oblivious | legs | chill |
| Grome is a plain man with shifty eyes. He has no eyebrows and wears a long coat. | 23 | healthy | been around | tetched | nose | troublesome |
| Corbett is an unwashed man with a great smile. He has short hair and wears a weird piece of hand-made jewelry. | 14 | healthy | timid | oblivious | eyes | sad |
| Mill is an unwashed man with a crooked/fake smile. He has a crew cut and whistles loudly. | 20 | bruised | been around | oblivious | hands | optimistic |
| Last is an attractive person with a big nose. Ze has a mullet and sings all the time. | 15 | sick | training | tetched | nose | confident |
| Twice is a disgusting person with strong body odor. Ze has a mohawk and wears an exotic piece of old luxe jewelry. | 32 | healthy | hardened | oblivious | ass | humble |
| Omie is a tall person with facial piercings. Ze has a mohawk and cowboy boots. | 27 | weary | bad motherfucker | confused | genitals | troublesome |
| Ricarra is a woman with a great smile. She has a mullet and wears a pocketwatch. | 24 | healthy | training | a bit odd | genitals | distracted |
| Partridge is a short woman with dead eyes. She has dreadlocks and wears a cook's apron. | 23 | sick | been around | confused | brain | optimistic |
| Jeanette is an unwashed person with beady eyes. Ze has closely-cropped hair and recites something quietly. | 28 | battered | veteran | oblivious | genitals | chill |
| Exit is an attractive man with a broad nose. He has grey/white hair and cowboy boots. | 22 | worn out | hardened | spooky | genitals | serious |
| Millions is a muscular person with crazy eyes. Ze has an afro and wears a trenchcoat. | 33 | worn out | hardened | oblivious | stomach | troublesome |
| Isle is a tall person with bloodshot eyes. Ze has closely-cropped hair and wears jungle camo fatigues. | 27 | battered | bad motherfucker | confused | genitals | troublesome |
| Crine is an unwashed woman with ritual facial scars. She has bald patches and wears leather chaps. | 20 | healthy | veteran | spooky | stomach | thoughtful |
| Foster is a tall woman with a big nose. She has closely-cropped hair and wears a trenchcoat. | 45 | worn out | training | confused | stomach | humble |
| Bowdy is an unwashed person with very few teeth. Ze has long hair and a small pet reptile. | 19 | worn out | hardened | confused | stomach | confident |
| Missed is a skinny man with a missing front tooth. He has grey/white hair and wears jungle camo fatigues. | 17 | scarred | been around | insightful | genitals | serious |
| Abondo is a short person with a broad nose. Ze has bald patches and speaks to someone who's not there. | 19 | worn out | hardened | oblivious | chest | eager |
| Chack is an unwashed woman with a crooked/fake smile. She has bald patches and wears many rings. | 20 | healthy | been around | confused | ass | chill |
| Barker is a short person with a great smile. Ze has white hair and carries lots of tools. | 35 | scarred | bad motherfucker | confused | hands | distracted |
| Daff is an oil-stained woman with bulging eyes. She has grey/white hair and wears a mechanic's apron. | 24 | healthy | training | a bit odd | genitals | chill |
| Fleece is a person who is missing an arm. Ze has bald patches and recites something quietly. | 21 | worn out | training | a bit odd | stomach | chill |
| Parcher is a muscular person with very few teeth. Ze has dreadlocks and wears a leather jacket. | 41 | scarred | veteran | oblivious | brain | confident |
| Winkle is an overweight man who is missing a leg. He has bald patches and wears a labcoat. | 31 | maimed | training | spooky | stomach | sad |
| Jackabacka is a woman with broad shoulders. She has stringy hair and recites something quietly. | 17 | sick | hardened | oblivious | hands | chill |
| East is an overweight person with crazy eyes. Ze has no hair and wears jungle camo fatigues. | 13 | maimed | training | oblivious | spine | thoughtful |
| Preen is a mysterious man covered in sweat. He has a mullet and many piercings. | 30 | worn out | training | oblivious | stomach | distracted |
| Hatchet is a man with mouth sores. He has no eyebrows and wears leather gloves. | 20 | maimed | hardened | tetched | hands | cautious |
| White is a plain woman with pale blue eyes. She has no eyebrows and a dog. | 14 | battered | hardened | oblivious | mouth | confident |
| Shan is a plain man with bloodshot eyes. He has a mullet and wears a flight jacket. | 16 | maimed | timid | tetched | lungs | distracted |
| Visage is an overweight person covered in sweat. Ze has stringy hair and wears leather chaps. | 23 | bruised | hardened | confused | brain | confident |
| Hugo is a short man with beady eyes. He has closely-cropped hair and a dog. | 42 | maimed | veteran | oblivious | feet | pessimistic |
| Imam is a skinny man who smells like piss. He has dreadlocks and plays with a gun. | 26 | sick | been around | oblivious | nose | humble |
| Harrow is an attractive person with facial piercings. Ze has bald patches and wears a motorcycle/football helmet. | 36 | scarred | hardened | tetched | genitals | sad |
| Pierre is a plain person with strong body odor. Ze has a mohawk and combat boots. | 54 | healthy | bad motherfucker | oblivious | hands | cautious |
| Win is an overweight person with a crooked/fake smile. Ze has tangled hair and wears desert camo fatigues. | 17 | weary | been around | oblivious | spine | cautious |
| Amy is an attractive person who smells like piss. Ze has an afro and wears a labcoat. | 25 | weary | hardened | oblivious | arms | sad |
| Tao is a skinny person with rotten teeth. Ze has grey/white hair and coughs a lot. | 48 | worn out | been around | oblivious | ass | optimistic |
| Mimi is a skinny person with very few teeth. Ze has an afro and a constant facial tic. | 20 | healthy | hardened | oblivious | legs | charming |
| Shazza is a short person with a broad nose. Ze has stringy hair and wears leather pants. | 41 | weary | veteran | a bit odd | hands | distracted |
| Princy is a tall man with a nose ring. He has stringy hair and sings all the time. | 50 | healthy | bad motherfucker | oblivious | feet | distracted |
| Prim is a tall woman with bulging eyes. She has a crew cut and often chuckles for no reason. | 44 | bruised | veteran | spooky | lungs | distracted |
| Brain is an attractive woman with dead eyes. She has an afro and is a close talker. | 53 | maimed | been around | insightful | lungs | cautious |
